We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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