Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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