also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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