yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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