i just wanna soil my oats bro
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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