I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My dick has a subreddit
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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