Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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