i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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