I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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