Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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