Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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