I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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