I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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