i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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