Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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