if you like me you must not know who I am
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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