I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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