I want to stick my p in your. b.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
