brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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