is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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