Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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