Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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