Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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