So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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