Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
dude i'm inner monologue high
zippers are such a cool invention
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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