I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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