lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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