Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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