Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
