so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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