But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I see more hoeing in ur future
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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