So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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