the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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