I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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