just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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