just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Damn victory sex feels great
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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