Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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