Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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