The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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