What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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