In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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