The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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