The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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