Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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