But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i will never coherently bang her
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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