OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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