Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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