you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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