Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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