She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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